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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 10:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

How were cows used in ancient India?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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So they tried

Then came..

Next, they tried...

NASA raises the odds that an asteroid could hit the moon in 2032 - Space

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do wokes use words like "homophobes" when they don't know what that means? Do they realize that no one is afraid of them?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Still no good

What are the upcoming trends in artificial intelligence and machine learning?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Is This a Real-Life ‘Jaws’ Situation? - AOL.com

No way

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Nam eos consequatur amet quis qui dolorem optio.

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Forget Commander, Clive is the core of my new MTG Final Fantasy standard deck - wargamer.com

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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